Arrr, Jim Harbaugh be sayin’, “Nay, I’ve done naught wrong! Apologies? Not fer this sea dog!”
2024-08-05
Arrr, me hearties! Jim Harbaugh, the erstwhile captain o' Michigan's crew, be claimin' he ain't part o' them scandalous whispers 'bout thievin' signs like a scallywag! He swears on his trusty parrot he be innocent of such treachery! Aye, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of college football!
Avast ye landlubbers and gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale worthy of a jolly sailor’s Grog! The University of Michigan be fixin' to receive a proper notice o’ allegations, linked to a sly sign-stealin' scheme from last season that’d make even the sneakiest pirate blush!Yarrr, former captain Jim Harbaugh, now sailin' with the Los Angeles Chargers, be one of the four scallywags accused o' serious mischief! He be denyin' any foul play, swearin’ by the code of the sea: “Never lie, cheat, or steal!” He claims he be as innocent as a shipwrecked mermaid. But the NCAA be sayin’ he be dodgin' their inquiries like a slippery eel, refusin’ to part with his cellphone records!
The current commander, Sherrone Moore, ain't off the hook either! Rumor has it he be deletin’ messages quicker than a pirate with a chest o’ gold! He might face a suspension fer his troubles, while the now-gone ringleader, Connor Stalions, resigned faster than a cowardly sailor when the cannonballs start flyin'.
Despite the storm brewin' o'erhead, the Michigan crew sailed forth, takin' the College Football Playoff by storm! So raise yer tankards high, for in the world of college football, the winds of fortune blow ever so unpredictable! Arrr!