Arrr! Google be takin' a mighty tumble, matey! A judge says they played foul in the grand treasure hunt!
2024-08-05
Arrr! On the high seas o’ justice, a federal judge hath landed a cannonball on Google’s hull! The ol’ search scallywags be found guilty o’ hoardin’ treasure and lettin' no one else in the chest! Judge Mehta be callin' 'em a true monopolist, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for a tale of woe hath befallen the mighty Google! On a fateful Monday, a federal judge, the good Captain Amit P. Mehta, raised his gavel and delivered a thunderous verdict that shook the very hull of the tech sea. It seems our beloved search behemoth hath been caught red-handed in the treacherous waters of antitrust law, aye!This scallywag of a company, which hath poured its doubloons into cunning contracts to rule the roost, now finds itself in a pickle. Judge Mehta, with a scowl as fierce as a storm, declared Google to be a “monopolist,” plundering its way to the top whilst sendin' competitors to Davy Jones' locker!
With a wink and a nod, it seems Google’s treasure maps to success have led them astray. The court hath seen fit to put a stop to their shenanigans, like a crew of pirates stealin' from the bounty of the sea! So raise yer tankards and toast to the chaos in the digital waters! May the winds of justice blow favorably for all those who seek to sail free in the vast ocean of the internet!