Arrr, the scallywags at Google be hoardin' all the treasure o' search, says the court! Avast, me hearties!
2024-08-05
Ahoy, mateys! A U.S. judge be sayin’ Google be guilty of hoardin' treasure and creatin' a monopoly, aye! They spent a king’s ransom to be the top searchin' ship on the digital seas. A second trial be comin’, and perhaps we’ll see Google split like a treasure chest! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round, fer I’ve got a tale from the landlubber courts of the U.S. of A! On the fifth day of August, a mighty judge laid down the law, sayin’ that the behemoth known as Google be guilty of schemin’ in dark waters, buildin’ an illegal monopoly o’ search engines! Aye, they be throwin’ billyuns o’ doubloons into the treasure chest, all to make sure they be the first port o’ call for all ye scallywags lookin’ fer answers on the high seas of the internet.This here ruling be a grand victory for the brave souls in the federal fleet, takin’ on the giant known as Big Tech, a foe as fierce as any kraken! Now, the stage be set for a second trial to see what tricks they’ll pull to right this ship. Perhaps they’ll be breakin’ apart the mighty Alphabet—aye, that’s the parent company of Google, not some fancy parrot! If this comes to pass, it may well change the very tides of the online world, and we’ll see if the search seas be fair or stormy for us all!