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Arrr! Behold! Samsung’s RAM so slim, ye could slip it ‘twixt yer fingers—soon, laptops lighter than a seagull’s feather!

2024-08-06

Arrr, matey! Samsung be hoistin' their sails to churn out notebook RAM so thin, ’tis but a ghost o' a biscuit at 0.65mm! Aye, even a scallywag could slip it under the cap’n’s hat without him knowin’!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest treasure from the Samsung seas! The scallywags over at Samsung be churnin' out their newfangled LPDDR5X memory, which be as thin as a waif on a diet, savvy? This here memory, made in 12nm chips, promises to lighten the load of yer laptops, smartphones, and tablets, makin' 'em slimmer than a mermaid’s waist!

With a boast as loud as a cannon blast, Samsung proclaims that this memory be 9% thinner, which might sound like a mermaid's whisper, but in the cramped hull of yer devices, every smidgen counts! We be talkin’ about RAM that be 0.65mm thick, thinner than a pirate’s last coin!

These sleek beauties be not just for show; they promise better airflow and heat resistance—yer devices won’t be blowin’ hot air like a sea monster! As these shiny modules roll out of production, they might help ye find more space fer batteries or other fancy gizmos, makin’ yer tech even more fearsome.

So hoist yer sails, ye tech savvy swashbucklers! The battle of the thin laptops be on, and by thunder, they might just out-slim the MacBooks before ye can say “Davy Jones' locker!” Arrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor!

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