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Arrr! Ex-ESPN scallywag be catchin' flak fer jabbin' at Butker, now he's richer than a treasure chest!

2024-08-06

Arrr, me hearties! Former ESPN swashbuckler Trey Wingo be throwin' shade at Harrison Butker, who be makin' a treasure map's worth of doubloons with the Kansas City Chiefs! Aye, contracts be more historic than ol’ Blackbeard's buried gold, and Wingo be laughin’ like a parrot on a perch!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Trey Wingo, a scallywag formerly of ESPN, who took a hit on the high seas o' social media fer his jab at the Kansas City Chiefs' kicker, Harrison Butker. Fresh off a treasure-laden extension worth a whopping $25.6 million—ya heard that right, the richest booty ever given to a kicker! This lad's got the gold, but his off-season blunders had folks chattin' like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder.

Butker, the famed bootin' buccaneer, made waves with a speech that fired cannons at the likes of President Biden and championed the title of "homemaker" for the lasses. Wingo, bein' a cheeky sort, slyly quipped that the NFL be a land where the more ye kick, the more yer crew will tolerate yer blabberin'. The fans, however, weren’t havin’ it, remindin’ him that Butker's no criminal—just a fella spoutin' his mind!

With a fine record o' 89.1% on field goals and a perfect run in the last Super Bowl, Butker's surely sailin' smooth. So, here’s to kickers and their mighty treasure, but watch yer words, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker for a careless quip!

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