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"Be it a treasure trove o’ bliss or a tempest o’ torment? Shocking secrets o’ the electric ship unveiled!"

2024-08-06

Arrr, matey! In the wild seas of California, the electric chargin' be as treacherous as a siren's song! Tech wizard Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson spills the beans on this devilish dilemma, makin' landlubbers pull their hair out! Aye, drive ye electric ship with caution, or ye be stranded!

Ahoy matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale of electric chariots and the perilous plight of Los Angeles, where the land be as dry as a desert when it comes to charg’n yer ships—or rather, yer electric vehicles! Despite bein’ a grand third in the EV market, the folks o’ L.A. be strugglin’ with scarce charge ports, earnin’ the dubious title of “charg’n desert” from the wise landlubbers at CBRE.

With a fancy map tool, this behemoth of real estate be uncoverin’ the truth about where to set up them electric havens. It be gatherin’ data from all manner o’ sources, comparin’ homes, rentals, and the like. Inglewood, fer instance, be a haven of renters with nary a charger in sight, despite a fleet o’ EVs cruisin’ about. The scallywags of L.A. face hurdles like crowded ships—er, streets—and a lack of electrical substations to feed the hungry beasts.

But fear not! The valiant city be takin’ action, installin’ chargers on light poles to help quench the thirst for power. Though the ship sails o’ progress be slow, the horizon be bright with a second wave of electrified buyers comin’ soon! So, me hearties, if ye be ownin’ an EV, do share yer tales o’ charg’n challenges! Arrr!

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