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Arrr! Kamala be givin' the cold shoulder to a fine Jew, favorin' a Bernie matey lovin' 'neighborly' socialism instead!

2024-08-06

Arrr, matey! Vice Captain Kamala be settin’ sail with Tim Walz, the merry lad of Minnesota, leavin’ Josh Shapiro, the Jew of Pennsylvania, in the dust! Shapiro was the favorite to join her crew, but Walz’s ship be catchin’ the wind with some jolly progressive winds! Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political intrigue on the high seas of democracy! Our fair Vice President, Kamala Harris, has set her sights upon the dashing Tim Walz, the Minnesota captain of governance, to join her crew as the next first mate, settin’ sail without the likes of Josh Shapiro, the popular Jewish Democrat from Pennsylvania. Arrr, what a twist!

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