Arrr! The landlubber coach, once teachin’ the young scallywags, be now pickin’ a seat beside Captain Harris!
2024-08-06
Arrr, with a line as viral as a cursed treasure map—“these scallywags be odd!”—Tim Walz be sailing into the race for Kamala’s first mate! At 60, he’s a hearty sailor, a schoolmaster, and a gridiron buccaneer, ready to clash with the Republican cutthroats! Blimey!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag named Tim Walz, who be makin' waves in the treacherous waters of politics! With but a single viral utterance on the tellin' box—“these guys be just weird”—he's struck a galleon-sized blow in his quest to join the fair Kamala Harris in her political adventures.This old sea dog, aged 60, sports a folksy charm and a tongue sharper than a cutlass, ready to take on the Republican brigands. Ye see, he ain't just any landlubber; he be a teacher of young lads, a coach of footy, and a valiant National Guardsman before he set sail into the stormy seas of politics.
His resume be as impressive as a pirate's treasure map! He be representin' a district that leans toward the GOP, yet he navigates these treacherous waters with a wit that would make Davy Jones himself chuckle. So, keep yer spyglass trained on this buccaneer, for he may just be the wind in Kamala's sails, ready to plunder the hearts of the people and claim victory on the high seas of electoral politics!