"Arrr! Former Trump matey Jenna Ellis be swabbin' the deck in the case o' them scallywag electors!"
2024-08-06
Arrr, matey! Jenna Ellis, once the legal parley for Cap’n Trump, now be spillin' the beans on her scallywag mates in the Arizona rigged election caper! In return fer her testimony, the state buccaneers be lettin' her off the hook. Aye, first of many to walk the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o' treachery and woe in the realm of politics! Our tale begins with a lass named Jenna Ellis, once a clever legal swab for the infamous Captain Trump. This wench has struck a deal with the powers that be, the Attorney General’s Office, to keep her neck outta the noose! She’s agreed to spill the beans 'gainst her fellow scallywags in the Arizona fake electors saga, savin’ herself from the gallows.Why ye ask this be important, ye landlubbers? Well, Jenna be the first of 18 rogues caught in this dastardly plot to turn the tides of the 2020 presidential vote—castin’ false ballots like they were pieces of eight! The grand jury, fierce as a stormy sea, has already branded 11 of these deceitful electors with the mark of shame!
This whole hullabaloo be a jolly good reminder that even the most notorious pirates can find themselves in a bind. So raise yer tankards, for the winds of justice be blowin’ fierce! Who knows what other tales o’ betrayal will surface from the depths of this political ocean? Arrr!