The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The captain of Baldur's Gate be vowin' a treasure so grand, ye’ll be shinin’ with delight!

2024-08-06

"Arrr, raise yer tankards high, me hearties! To the next grand adventure, we toast! May our sails be full, our grog be plenty, and may we find treasure aplenty—unless it be a kraken! Then we'll be makin' a hasty retreat, savvy?"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be raisin' me tankard to the next grand adventure! With the wind at our backs and a belly full of rum, we be set to sail the seven seas once more, plunderin’ treasures and chasin’ mermaids! Aye, the horizon calls like a siren’s song, and I be answerin’ with a hearty laugh and a hearty "Yo ho!"

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