Arrr, Michelle Obama be givin' hearty cheers to Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles, after some NFL scallywag made a fuss!
2024-08-07
Avast! The fair Michelle Obama be shoutin’ praises high for the gallant lassies, Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles, for their fine display o’ sportsmanship towards Brazil’s own Rebeca Andrade! Aye, 'tis a jolly sight when scallywags show respect on the field o’ battle! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be spinning a yarn of high-flying gymnastics and jolly camaraderie! The fair Michelle Obama, once a regal lady of the land, did sing praises of two daring gymnasts—Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles—who showcased the finest spirit of sportin’ with their Brazilian comrade, Rebeca Andrade, at the Paris Olympics!As the medals dangled about their necks—silver and bronze glintin’ like doubloons—Biles and Chiles did bow to Andrade, the golden lass, a spectacle that warmed the cockles of many a heart. “’Twas a moment of sisterhood!” quoth Obama, reveling in the joy of the event. Meanwhile, that scallywag Marlon Humphrey grumbled like a sea dog, callin’ the moment “literally disgusting,” but who cares for the mutterings of a landlubber?
Our gallant Biles declared, “We be all about sportsmanship!” and let it be known, Andrade fought hard, returning from three plunderin’ ACL surgeries to seize her moment of glory. With four shiny medals to her name, Andrade swam through the Olympic seas like a mermaid! So raise yer tankards for the brave gymnasts and their merry spirits—may they forever inspire the crew! Yarrr!