The Booty Report

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Arrr! MLB be plannin' to play in a treasure trove next year, savvy? What be this madness, matey?

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! As the Grand League of Ball-Tossers sets sail for grander shores, they be plannin' to drop anchor at Bristol Motor Speedway next season, no doubt to swab the decks with their specialty shenanigans! Prepare yer eyes for a wild spectacle, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Major League Baseball's grand adventure into uncharted waters! Next season, the Atlanta Braves and Cincinnati Reds be settin' sail for the Bristol Motor Speedway, a place where landlubbers gather to watch the swiftest ships on wheels! Arrr, with a capacity fit for a king—150,000 souls—this match could break records like a rogue pirate breakin' into a treasure chest!

The previous record, ye see, be 113,000 folks watchin' the Red Sox and Dodgers put on a show back in 2008. But fear not, for this be no ordinary game, mateys! MLB be takin' its shows to all corners of the Earth, from Europe to the Caribbean, and even the sacred grounds of Little League! And who could forget the Field of Dreams? Aye, dreams be as big as a pirate's plunder!

Austin Riley, the brave third baseman, be sayin' it’ll be a unique and joyful experience, like findin' a chest o' gold after a long voyage! The four-game showdown be settin' sail from May 5 to 8, with another round in August. So, hoist the sails and prepare for grand adventure on the high seas of baseball, ye scallywags!

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