Arrr, Erin be callin’ out a secretive NFL scallywag fer not claimin’ his jabs at Josh Allen! Own yer words, matey!
2024-08-06
Arrr, in a recent scallywag poll, a nameless NFL swab declared that the Pro Bowlin' cap'n of the Buffalo Bills, Josh Allen, be naught but a puffed-up parrot! Aye, me hearties, sounds like he be swimmin' in a sea of overblown praise! Har har har!
Avast, me hearties! Just ahead o' the NFL training camps, ESPN be spillin' the beans on their survey of the league's finest scallywags in 11 positions! Amongst the crew, Buffalo Bills' captain, Josh Allen, be holdin' strong as the third-best quarterback, though some salty sea dog called him "overrated," stirrin' a storm in the teapot.That remark raised the hackles of Fox Sports lass, Erin Andrews, who be callin' out the anonymous rogue to "take ownership" of their words. "Speak up like a proper buccaneer, ye coward!" she quipped, suggestin' the critic might be more like a landlubber than a true seafarer.
The nameless pirate also claimed Allen be makin' plenty o’ blunders and lackin’ some fine-tuning in his skills. "He’s got the muscle, but misses the mark more than a drunken sailor," they sneered. Andrews, with a wink, left the criticism hangin' like a flag at half-mast, while Bills' captain, Brandon Beane, was as mad as a hornet. "These nameless scallywags should keep their mouths shut if they ain't brave enough to show their faces!" he growled.
So, there ye have it! A ruckus fit for the high seas, with the Bills’ Josh Allen caught in a whirlpool of opinions—make way for the NFL season, me hearties!