Arrr, Kamala’s decree be lettin' in scallywags faster than a ship can sail! A right merry mess it be!
2024-08-06
Arrr, mateys! Kamala be vowin’ to keep the Biden-Harris border shenanigans afloat! But lo and behold, the parchment from June be lettin’ in scallywags and landlubbers alike! It be sayin’ the Homeland Chief can let in any swab who sails up proper-like! Yo ho, what a merry mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fair lady Kamala Harris and her bid for the captain's chair alongside old Joe Biden, savvy? Aye, she be vowin’ to keep the border security “crackdown” tighter than a ship’s hold, but lo and behold, there be a twist in the tale! Arrr, back in the month of June, she proclaimed a decree that be lettin’ in nearly any scallywag who wishes to set foot on our shores.This here proclamation speaks of “noncitizens” who come a’knockin’ at the southwest land border, allowin’ ‘em entry through a process deemed “appropriate” by the Secretary of Homeland Security. Aye, it be soundin’ like a fine piece of parchment, but beware, me hearties, for it be full of loop holes wide enough to sail a galleon through!