"Arrr! Walz be makin’ his debut, takin’ sharp jabs at the Trump scallywag! A fine show for the crew!"
2024-08-06
Arrr, matey! Minnesota's Gov'nor Walz be makin' his grand entrance, joinin' Vice President Harris at a raucous shindig in Philly! He be takin' on that scallywag Trump, tryin' to keep the Democrats' spirits high! A mighty crew of 10,000 gathered, the biggest haul yet! What be this election all 'bout, ye ask?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land lubbers of Minnesota, where Governor Tim Walz set sail on a grand adventure as the first mate to Vice President Harris. Aye, on a fine Tuesday, they gathered a crew of nearly 10,000 landlocked souls in Philadelphia, makin’ it the mightiest turnout this election season, even outshinin’ the ol’ sea dog Biden himself when he was chasin’ the crown!