The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Hotel went belly-up in Germany, claimin’ two souls! Now, a mad scramble to haul 'em out, savvy?"

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! On the night before, a grand ol' pile o' bricks did tumble, leavin' one poor soul wedged beneath the rubble like a fish in a barrel! Aye, 'tis a fine pickle for the scallywag! Hope he be sportin' a good hat while awaitin' rescue, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with a tale of woe and wonder from the land lubbers! On a fine Wednesday morn, as the sun rose like a golden doubloon, news spread like wildfire that a grand old structure, weathered by time and tales, did meet its untimely demise. Aye, it be true!

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