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Arrr, the captain's lass took a nasty tumble on land's edge! Thank the seas, she be mendin’ after the doc's knife!

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! Young Ava Hunt, daughter o’ the Chiefs' captain, got herself a nasty gash while trippin’ about on landlubber trails! Her mother be sayin’ she sailed straight to the doc's ship for patchin’. Aye, watch yer step, lass, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the fair lass Ava Hunt, daughter of the noble Captain Clark Hunt, who be the grand chief of the Kansas City sea-dogs! This young wench found herself in a spot of bother whilst hiking yonder hills, takin’ a tumble that sent her straight to the land o' the healers—Aye, the hospital!

Her brave mother, Tavia Shackles, be sharin’ the news on the grand ol' Instagram, regalin’ us with tales of a long day filled with surgery and woes of deep gashes. But lo and behold! The lass be already smilin’ and back in her own ship, watchin’ the great Simone Biles perform her feats upon the balance beam, no less!

With joy in her heart and what might be a tad o' the medicinal spirits in her veins, Ava proclaimed all went well on the operating table, and she be feelin’ right grand—though perhaps a wee bit loopy! She be the sister of Gracie Hunt, another treasure often seen on the sidelines of the Chiefs’ ship. Ava, fresh from her schooling, be settin’ sail for SMU soon. May the winds be ever in her favor!

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