The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Avast! Duane Thomas, a Super Bowl scallywag and Cowboys legend, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at 77!”

2024-08-07

Ahoy mateys! This week, ol' Duane Thomas, a scallywag who once dashed 'neath the colors of them Dallas Cowboys and Washington Redskins, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 77! Aye, even the Super Bowl can't keep ye from the grave! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the late Duane Thomas, a salty sea dog o' the NFL, who once hoisted the Super Bowl booty with the famed Dallas Cowboys. Alas, at the age of 77, he’s now sailin’ the great beyond.

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