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Arrr! Serena be denyin’ her grub at a fancy Paris tavern, nothin’ personal, just a jolly jest, matey!

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Paris eatery where fair Serena be claimin' she was turned away be chortlin' that the hullabaloo be "absolutely naught personal." Aye, just a jest on the high seas of dining, I say!

Arrr matey, gather ye round fer a tale from the high seas of Parisian dining! It be told that one Serena Williams, a grand tennis lass, sought entry to the fine establishment known as The Peninsula Paris, only to be turned away like a scallywag at a treasure hunt! A staffer remarked that one of his mates didn’t even recognize the famed sportswoman, claimin’ she looked as bewildered as a sailor lost at sea!

So there she stood, with a wee lass and a stroller, demandin’ access to a rooftop eatery that was as empty as a pirate’s pocket after a night of drinkin’! Serena, not one to be brushed aside, took to X to air her grievances, callin’ out the place for the injustice she faced. She declared it was a first for her to be denied access whilst accompanied by her little crew!

Maxime Mannevy, the poor soul who had to break the news, swore it was nothing personal, just a case of mistaken identity and fully booked tables. The folks at The Peninsula quickly sent their apologies, explainin’ that while the rooftop was packed tighter than a ship’s hold, they’d always be honored to welcome her aboard again. Aye, what a hullabaloo over a meal!

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