Arrr, in Walz's Minnesota, ye'll find sluggish growth, ruffians aplenty, wayward migrants, and wee lasses in pirate surgery!
2024-08-07
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the Democrat crew be tryin' to spin a tall tale 'bout Governor Walz bein' a fine first mate fer Kamala! But lo! Under his watch, Minnesota be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole below deck, laggin' behind like a landlubber in a race!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the high seas of politics! In yonder land of Minnesota, a scallywag named Tim Walz, the governor, be raisin’ eyebrows as he be chosen to sail alongside Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, the Democrats be tryin’ to polish that tarnished treasure, speakin’ of his jolly demeanor and storied adventures, but they be neglectin’ the stormy waters he’s navigated in his own state!Yarr, it be no secret that under Walz’s watch, Minnesota be droppin’ anchor in the doldrums! Aye, the economy be laggin’ behind like a ship without a sail. Barron’s be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, declar’n, “Overall, Minnesota’s economy during Walz’s tenure has grown…” but they be forgettin’ to mention it be growin’ slower than a barnacle on a ship’s hull!
So as the Democrats hoist their flags and try to convince the crew that all be well, savvy sailors know that the winds of change be blowin’ against them. Aye, it’s a merry jest indeed to think that a leader who’s steered his ship into troubled waters can chart a course to success! Arrr, mayhaps it be time to find a new captain for this ship!