Arrr! The NCAA be sayin’ ol' Harbaugh’s been plunderin’ the recruiting seas! Penalties hoisted upon him, matey!
2024-08-07
Avast ye mateys! Michigan be walkin' the plank o’ penalties, but fear not! They ain’t caught in the net o' the sign-stealin' caper that left Harbaugh marooned for the last skirmishes of the season! Aye, a fine mess, but not that squall, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the infamous Jim Harbaugh, erstwhile captain of the Michigan football ship, who now faces the wrath of the NCAA. Aye, on a fateful Wednesday, the NCAA tossed a four-year show-cause order at him like a cannonball, claimin’ he broke the sacred code of coachin' by chattin’ with recruits during the cursed COVID times. What a scallywag!Now, me hearties, this means our bold captain be unable to steer a college crew for four long years, with hopes of a comeback in the summer of 2028. Just a fortnight after leading his team to the College Football Playoff, Harbaugh found himself in a sticky situation, as the NCAA deemed his actions as “Level I-Aggravated” mischief, strikin’ fear into the hearts of coaches everywhere!
Not only did the Michigan ship suffer probation and fines, but his successor, Sherrone Moore, be caught in the tempest of allegations too! Ye see, this whole hullabaloo even drags in the dastardly sign-stealer, Connor Stalions, who be keepin' quiet as a treasure chest. So, as Harbaugh braves the NFL seas, remember, mates, the winds of fate can change faster than a pirate's temper! Arrr!