Arrr! Michael Phelps be feelin' a might miffed by the scallywags' splashin' at the Paris Games!
2024-08-07
Arrr, matey! Team USA be havin' the hull of their ship o’ dreams sprung leaks at the Paris games! Even the grandest Olympian be worried for the next voyage in 2028. Aye, if they don’t shape up, they’ll be swimmin’ with the fishies!
Avast, ye scallywags! It be Michael Phelps, the grandest swimmer to ever grace the waters, who be feelin' a touch of disappointment after watchin' the U.S. men’s swimmin’ crew flounder at the Paris Olympics. With naught but one shiny gold medal to show, it be a sad sight indeed! Arrr, he said, “I be disappointed to see the U.S. swimming results,” though he did tip his hat to a few standout swims, like the brave Bobby Finke who set a world record in the 1,500-meter freestyle. Aye, that swim be a spectacle worthy of a sea shanty!Phelps, the captain of Olympic gold, frets that the rest of the world be catchin' up faster than a ship on the wind. “The other crews be doin' the same things we’ve done for ages,” he lamented. With the 2028 Games on the horizon in Los Angeles, he wonders if the American lads still hold the upper hand, for their haul of medals be lackin’ the usual bounty. But fear not, for Team USA still snagged a treasure trove of 28 medals overall, includin' gold in the 4x100-meter freestyle relay, keepin’ the pirate spirit alive! And so, we raise a tankard to the swimmers – may they sail smoother seas in the years to come!