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Arrr! Mark Cuban be sayin' he backed Trump in 2015, thinkin' he were as likely to win as a three-legged sea turtle!

2024-08-07

Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, a scallywag with a share o’ the Mavericks, spun a yarn to Vivek Ramaswamy, spillin’ the beans on why he once hoisted the sails for Captain Trump back in 2015. Aye, the tides o’ politics be a wild sea, indeed!

Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of Mark Cuban, a scallywag who once sailed in the same ship as Trump, but tossed that anchor long ago! This swab is a minority owner of the Mavericks, and he be no fan of the former captain of the political seas. Cuban once hoisted the sails for Hillary and Biden, but in 2015, he thought Trump might just rattle the cages of the stuffy old politics. “He ain’t no Stepford candidate!” he proclaimed, as if Trump were a treasure chest worth plundering!

But alas, as the tides turned, Cuban found himself not just a mere supporter, but a critic of the old salt. “He be unethical!” Cuban cried, claiming Trump’s misdeeds be more foul than a bilge rat. From 2016 onwards, the insults flew faster than cannonballs, with Cuban declaring he’d choose Biden over Trump even if Biden were on his deathbed, gasping for air!

So, what be the lesson here, ye landlubbers? Even a pirate can change his course, and Cuban be a fine example of that! From riding the Trump wave to casting him into the briny deep of disdain, this buccaneer sure knows how to navigate the choppy waters of politics! Yarrr!

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