"Arrr! The good ol’ US be tossin’ Ukraine a mighty treasure of $3.9 billion in shiny doubloons!"
2024-08-08
Arrr, mateys! The Ukrainian captain Denys Shmyhal be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the good ol' US of A dropped a treasure chest of $3.9 billion into their coffers! Aye, 'tis the first bounty of 2024, with more loot to sail in, makin' it $7.8 billion in total! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! This week, the noble captain o’ Ukraine, Prime Minister Denys Shmyhal, did declare that his ship’s coffers be a-swellin’ with a bounty of $3.9 billion doubloons from the good ol’ United States! Aye, this be known as “direct budgetary aid,” which be fancy talk for a treasure chest filled with gold coins sent straight to Kiev via the World Bank, savvy?Arrr, this here be but the first haul of many from the Yankee ships in the year 2024! In the grand grand scheme, Ukraine be settin’ its sights on a total of $7.8 billion worth o’ shiny coins from the States. This treasure be a lifeline for the brave souls of Ukraine, helpin’ them weather the storms of war and tumult. So raise yer tankards and toast to the fortunes of our landlubber friends! May their sails always be filled with wind and their pockets never empty! Yarrr, let the good times roll on like a ship’s hull in calm seas!