Arrr, matey! Chris Russo be blabberin’ that the wrong Billy Bean joined Davy Jones’ locker on air! Har har!
2024-08-08
Arrr, matey! Sports radio scallywag Chris "Mad Dog" Russo done gone and blundered worse than a landlubber at sea! He be spillin' the beans that the wrong Billy Bean met Davy Jones, all live 'n in color! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the waves of the airwaves!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring tidings of a hullabaloo on the airwaves! Our matey, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, be havin’ a right blunder on his broadcast Wednesday. In a twist of fate more confounding than a compass in a storm, he mistook the dearly departed Billy Bean, the MLB’s chief o’ diversity, for the Oakland Athletics’ general manager, Billy Beane! Blimey!Now, it be a sad tale indeed, fer the true Billy Bean was battlin' a fierce foe, acute myeloid leukemia, but alas, the grim reaper claimed him at the tender age of 60. Russo, upon hearin' the news, went on a ramble thinkin’ it were the wrong 'un, like a landlubber lost at sea. He spun yarns about the A’s general manager bein' struck down, wonderin’ if he were ill or caught off-guard!
After ramblin’ for a good while, our dear Russo caught wind of his folly, realizin’ it were not the Beane o’ the A’s but the Bean who championed equality and inclusion in the great game of baseball. Aye, ‘tis a tale of confusion on the high seas of sports commentary, but a reminder that even the best of us can misfire like a cannon on a stormy night! Arrr!