The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Aye, 'tis a crew seekin' to hoist the sails o' olden days on the seas of gender!"

2024-08-08

Arrr, mates! Husbands be the captains o’ the ship, workin’ like dogs to fill the belly. Wives be keepin’ the cabin shipshape and raisin’ the wee ones. Aye, some landlubbers be frettin’ 'bout the good ol' family ways, shunnin’ any scallywags who stray from their charted course!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the grand ol’ notion o’ family, as seen through the squinty eye o’ a 17th-century pirate! Aye, it be said that husbands be the stout captains o’ their ships, scallywags who venture into the treacherous waters o’ work to bring home the doubloons, while wives be the fine first mates, keepin’ the shipshape o’ the homestead and raisin’ the wee buccaneers!

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