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"Arrr, matey! No treasure could sway us! Safari be stickin' to its own, no Bing aboard this ship!"

2024-08-08

Arrr, matey! A US Judge be callin' Google a greedy sea dog in the search waters! Meanwhile, Eddy Cue from Apple be sayin' switchin' to Bing be as likely as findin' buried treasure in Davy Jones' locker! Hilarity on the high seas, I tell ye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the grand search engine known as Google, the fearsome beast that reigns supreme in the digital seas! Aye, it be a clever contraption, catchin' yer queries and typos like a seasoned sailor catchin' fish! But beware, for too much power in one ship can spell trouble, as a US judge has declared Google a "monopolist," a term that be soundin' like a curse from Davy Jones himself!

This scallywag keeps its crown by bein' the default search engine on many a device, includin' the mighty iPhone, where it pays Apple handsomely for the privilege. Apple’s own captain of services, Eddy Cue, swears no treasure from Microsoft could pry them away from their Google bounty, even if offered the entire company itself! Blimey!

But fret not, ye Apple users, for ye can change yer search engine within Safari! Aye, just navigate to settings, and ye can pick from a motley crew of options—Yahoo, Bing, DuckDuckGo, or even Ecosia! Yet, as Captain Cue himself declares, there ain’t a strong enough rival to take Google’s place on this treacherous sea. So, if ye be feelin’ adventurous, switch it up, but ye might just find yerself sailin' back to Google’s shores! Arrr!

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