Arrr! The wee Mac Mini M4 be sailin' in – the tiniest treasure Apple’s ever crafted, ye landlubbers!
2024-08-08
Arrr, me hearties! Word on the briny deep be that Apple’s schemin’ to shrink their Mac Mini down to the size of a wee Apple TV! A pint-sized treasure, fit fer a pirate’s pocket! Blimey, what will they think of next, a ship in a bottle? Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the wee beastie known as the Mac Mini M4, settin’ sail soon in the year of our Lord, 2024! Rumors from the high seas of Bloomberg be suggestin’ that this squishy contraption be shrinkin’ more than a barnacle on a sunken ship, makin’ it the tiniest desktop Apple ever crafted!Word from the reliable parrot, Mark Gurman, be that the new Mini might be as small as an Apple TV box, which be comparin’ an elephant to a mouse! Its dimensions be smaller than yer average treasure chest, yet it could come with more power than a cannon blast thanks to the M4 chip, said to be as energy-efficient as a lazy sea dog on a sunny day.
Now, fear not, for ye won’t be robbed of ports! There be whispers of extra USB-C ports, and a version with a mighty M4 Pro chip might appear later! But what of the doubloons ye must part with? The current price be a steal at $599, and the new model may be even cheaper to build—so cross your fingers, savvy?
So, me hearties, hold ye horses and don’t drop yer gold on a new Mac just yet, fer there be more treasures on the horizon with whispers of iMacs and MacBooks comin’ too!