Arrr! The salty squabble 'twixt Trump and Harris be set to sail again, if only for a single moonlit night!
2024-08-08
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be settin' sail for three debates with Miss Kamala, seekin' to clear the fog o' confusion! Mark yer maps for Sept. 4, 10, and 25, as the crew o' Fox, NBC, and ABC be ready to hoist the sails o' discourse! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I have a tale of a scallywag named Donald Trump, the former captain of the good ship Presidency. This rascally rogue hath declared that he be ready to engage in a trio of verbal duels against the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, the new lass in the Democratic fleet. With a heart full of bravado, he aims to "set the record straight," as if he be a cartographer fixin' a wayward map!"Arrr, it be of utmost importance to have these debates!" Trump bellowed from his gilded lair at Mar-a-Lago, the grand treasure chest of his riches. With a wink and a swagger, he announced the dates to hoist the sails of discourse: the first on Sept. 4, at the Fox ship; then, they be settin’ course to NBC on Sept. 10; and finally, a grand showdown with ABC on Sept. 25. Aye, three chances to parley and spar with words like cutlasses!
So, mark yer maps, ye landlubbers! The seas be churnin' with words as these two mighty contenders prepare for battle! Will the winds of fortune favor the bold, or shall the tides turn against this swashbucklin' spectacle? Only time will tell, but I reckon it be a sight worth seein’!