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Trump be crankin' the cannon on Harris fer hidin' from the press, arrr!

2024-08-08

Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be givin' a right thrashin' to Miss Kamala 'bout her fear o' the press! He’s settin' sail fer a grand parley at 2 bells on Thursday at his fancy treasure cove, Mar-a-Lago. Aye, it be her first chance to face the scallywags!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of political shenanigans on the high seas of the media! Twas the notorious Donald Trump, a scallywag of a captain, who be settin' his sights on the fair lass, Kamala Harris. Aye, he be pummelin' her over her most treacherous vulnerability—her knack fer dodgin' the scoundrel reporters!

With a swagger in his step and a glint in his eye, Trump be preparin' to host a grand press conference at his lavish Mar-a-Lago treasure trove in sunny Florida. The hour be set fer 2 p.m. on a Thursday, and ye bet yer doubloons it be a spectacle to behold! This be the first time he’ll be facin' the press since the lady Harris snatched up her nomination, and he be lookin' to sail this stormy issue right into the hearts of his crew!

But hark! Will the lass be able to fend off Trump’s cannon fire with her evasive maneuvers? Aye, it be a question that hangs in the salty air, and the crew be waitin' with bated breath. So, hoist the sails and prepare fer a raucous ride on the turbulent waves of politics, me hearties!

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