Arrr, Trump be claimin’ Kamala’s a pick o’ political correctness, but he be ready fer three rounds with her!
2024-08-08
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' captain Trump be takin' a jibe at Vice President Kamala, claimin' she be chosen for bein' all politically proper-like and can’t parley worth a barnacle! He called her the most despised matey in the crew, never earnin' a vote but sailin' the seas o' politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! Former Captain of the Ship o' State, Donald Trump, took to the deck in a raucous press gathering, flinging barrels of scorn upon the fair Vice Captain, Kamala Harris. He be claimin’ she be chosen for all the wrong reasons—“politically correct,” he calls it, like a landlubber afraid of the storm!Trump, a crusty old seadog of 78, roared that Harris, a mere lass of 59, be the “most unpopular vice president” to ever sail the seas of Congress. He swore on his treasure chest that she be plundered into the ranks of presidential hopefuls without so much as a single vote to her name—like a pirate takin’ a ship without a cannon fire!
With a wink and a nod, he called her “nasty,” claimin’ she’d be as lost at sea in an interview as a fish outta water. So there ye have it, mates! A ruckus on the high seas of politics, where words be sharper than a cutlass and laughter echoes through the brig! Yarrr, what a merry spectacle it be!