The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, be them shiny trinkets and towering locks weighin' down our swift sea legs in the Olympic race? Har har!

2024-08-09

Arrr, matey! A wee bit o’ extra weight 'n’ air drag be makin' a right splash in yer sails! But the wise wizard o' WIRED be sayin’, if it makes yer muscles feel like a kraken's grip, hoist the anchor and sail away with it! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious ways of weight and wind! Aye, even a wee bit o' added heft and the breath o' the sea can sway ye ship's speed like a drunken sailor on a moonlit night. Aye, the winds be capricious, and they care not if ye be carryin’ a belly full o' grog or a treasure chest o’ gold!

But fret not, for the sage o' the sails from WIRED be sayin’ that if sportin' a bit o' extra cargo makes ye feel as strong as a kraken, then hoist the sails and let the waves take ye where they may! Whether ye be heftin’ cannonballs or a barrel of rum, it matters not, for it’s the spirit o’ the sea that truly counts!

So, me mateys, if ye find yerself waddlin' like a duck on deck, remember that the journey be worth more than the smoothness o' the ride! Embrace yer weighty treasures and sail forth with a hearty laugh, for life be too short to worry 'bout a few extra pounds when ye be the captain o' yer own fate! Arrr!

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