The Booty Report

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Arrr! MyKayla's matey be boastin’, sayin’ she’s the fiercest wench in a brawl with that Simone lass!

2024-08-08

Arrr! The once-mighty gymnast of the colonies be caught in a tempest o' tweets, spoutin' words that ruffle the feathers o' her mates, all ‘bout the current toil o' the gymnastics crew. Shiver me timbers, 'tis a right ruckus on the seven seas of social media!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery and social squabblin' in the realm of gymnastics, where fair MyKayla Skinner found herself in a tempest of words after castin' shade on the current crew o' U.S. gymnasts. She be claimin' that besides the great Simone Biles, the lot be lackin' in talent and grit—a bold call, I say!

But alas! The seas turned turbulent as her words sparked a hullabaloo on the high seas of social media. Tryin' to calm the storm, Skinner took to Instagram, apologizin' like a true sailor caught in a squall, and beggin' Biles to put a cork in the cyberbullyin’. "Enough is enough!" she cried, defendin' her kin from the cannon fire of insults.

Her brave husband, Jonas Harmer, backed her up with words of praise, callin' her the strongest lass he knows. Meanwhile, Biles, with a wink and a nod, threw a bit o' shade back at Skinner while celebratin' Team USA’s gold in a grand competition. “Lack o' talent, lazy, Olympic champions,” she quipped, showin' that the pirate life be all about defendin' yer mates!

So, me mateys, it seems the world of gymnastics be a rough-and-tumble sea, where even the best can find themselves in a squabble. Let this be a lesson to us all—mind yer words, or ye may find yerselves walkin' the plank of public opinion!

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