Arrr! CeeDee Lamb be chortlin' at ol' Jerry Jones fer draggin' his feet on contracts, like a landlubber!
2024-08-08
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Jerry Jones be spillin' the beans ‘bout young Lamb’s booty talks, sayin’ it be not a matter o’ haste. Lamb be chimin’ in on the X, givin' a wink ‘n a nod, keepin' it as simple as a parrot's squawk!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Dallas Cowboys and their mighty wide receiver, CeeDee Lamb, who be holdin' out from trainin' camp to barter fer a shiny new contract, like a savvy buccaneer seekin' treasure on the high seas!Now, the captain o' the crew, Jerry Jones, he be sayin' this scallywag's negotiations ain't urgent, which be makin' CeeDee chuckle like a jolly sea dog. With a hearty "Lol," he be showin' naught but mirth at the captain's leisurely pace! Meanwhile, Lamb be sittin' pretty on the Reserved/Did Not Report list, missin' practices and rackin' up fines like pieces o' eight—$40,000 per day, mind ye!With his last voyage fetchin’ him 135 catches and a bounty of yards, CeeDee be demandin’ coin like a true treasure hunter! Other salty sea dogs like Dak Prescott and Micah Parsons be eyein’ their own riches as well. This offseason, the market's gone wild, with wide receivers snaggin’ deals as grand as a pirate's dreams. So, as the winds blow in this contract saga, we be waitin' to see if CeeDee will return to the ship or sail away with his riches, savvy?