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Arrr! Gold medalist Letsile Tebogo be takin’ a jibe at the boastful Noah Lyles after the 200m dash, savvy?

2024-08-09

Arrr, matey! Letsile Tebogo took a jab at that scallywag Noah Lyles after the 200m dash in Paris, claimin' he ain't fit to be the sport's visage 'cause he ain't loud or brash like that flashy Lyles! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of track!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of track and field, where the swiftest feet be makin' waves! Young Letsile Tebogo, a sprightly lad from Botswana, snagged the golden trinket in the 200-metre dash, catchin' all by surprise after flounderin' in the 100m race earlier. Meanwhile, his American rival, Noah Lyles, who tasted victory in the shorter sprint, found himself in a bit of a pickle, settlin' for bronze and dealin’ with a nasty bout o' COVID-19!

When asked if he’d fancy bein’ the face of men’s athletics, Tebogo, with a wink and a grin, claimed that Lyles—known for his loud boastin’—be better suited for that title. “I be not a loud or arrogant scallywag like Noah,” he said, sendin' a cheeky jab across the high seas of competition!

Now, Lyles, who stirred the pot by questionin’ the NBA’s claim to world champion status, be in a bit of a bind, declarin’ this may be the end of his Olympic adventure. He signed off with a flourish, callin’ himself “the world’s fastest man for the next four years.” Aye, the track be a treacherous sea, and it seems our heroes be navigatin' through stormy waters with humor and bravado! Yarrr!

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