"Arrr! X be stuck in Venezuela fer ten days, while Maduro and Musk be bickerin' like scallywags over the crown!"
2024-08-09
Ahoy, mateys! In Caracas, Cap'n Maduro be sayin' he’s shut down X fer ten days, claimin' ol' Elon Musk be stirrin' up a storm o' hate after a dodgy election! Reports say posts be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship! Blimey, Musk be breakin' his own rules, aye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be bringin' ye news from the distant shores o' Caracas, Venezuela! The captain o' this ship, President Nicolás Maduro, hath declared a mighty blockade on the treacherous waters of X, a social network run by the infamous Elon Musk, who be blowin' his horn and stirrin' up hatred like a scallywag after a treasure map!After a disputed election that be more tangled than a ship's anchor, Maduro be settin' sail on a 10-day voyage o' censorship, claimin' that the Muskster be breakin' the very rules o' his own vessel! The fine crew of the Associated Press be spyin' with their keen eyes, findin' that posts be stoppin' faster than a ship caught in a storm, especially on the state-owned Movilnet and two private networks.
So, ye landlubbers, while X be sinkin' into the seas of silence, our captain be shoutin' across the decks, “Elon Musk, ye scurvy dog, yer makin' waves, and I won't have it!” Aye, it seems that even in the world of tweets and retweets, the pirate code of not stirrin’ the pot rings true. Keep yer compass steady, for the tale is far from over, and the winds be blowin' a-blusterin'! Arrr!