Avast, mateys! Captain Biden and First Mate Harris sail together again, after he tried to abandon ship! Arrr!
2024-08-09
Arrr, matey! Next week, Captain Biden and First Mate Harris be settin' sail to Maryland, chattin' 'bout how to lighten the treasure burdens of the good folk! ‘Tis their first voyage since she took the helm! But shiver me timbers, they be keepin' the map secret!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye news from the land of politics! Next week, the notorious duo of Biden and Harris be settin' sail on their first voyage together since the ol' Biden ship sunk its candidacy and the fierce lass Harris took the helm as the Democratic captain. Aye, the White House be spillin' the beans on this grand adventure, ye see!Mark yer calendars for the 15th of August, fer they be makin' their way to the fine shores of Maryland! What be the purpose of this fine journey, ye ask? Well, the scallywags say they be gatherin' to spin tales about their conquests in lowerin' the costs fer the American crew! But hold yer horses, they be keepin' the exact spot of their rendezvous under lock and key, leavin' us all wonderin' like lost sailors!
Just recently, on the 21st day of July, these two buccaneers had a brief meetin', but it be nothin' compared to the grand spectacle they be plannin' now. So, keep yer spyglasses handy, mateys, for this be a tale worth watchin'! Arrr!