The Booty Report

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Arrr! A swashbucklin’ Chinese caper with a zesty Rotten Tomatoes score be givin’ the detective tale a jolly twist!

2024-08-09

Arrr, matey! Behold the grand spectacle on the big screen, where "Only the River Flows" be turnin’ the tide of yer wildest notions! It be like findin’ treasure in a barrel of seawater—unexpected and full o’ surprises, I tell ye! Avast, prepare yer belly for a hearty laugh!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a flick that be causin’ a ruckus on the high seas of the cinema—“Only the River Flows.” Aye, this tale be not yer typical treasure hunt; nay, it be a cunning twist of fate that leaves yer jaws hangin’ lower than a scallywag’s pants after a night o’ grog!

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