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Arrr! The FDA be tossin’ MDMA overboard for PTSD treatment, sayin’ “Nay!” to our merry healing voyage!

2024-08-09

Arrr, the landlubber regulators be wantin’ Lykos Therapeutics to set sail on another quest, studyin’ that magical potion for poor souls with haunted minds! Aye, they be hopin’ to uncover treasure in the depths of their troubled noggins! Avast, what a jolly adventure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale from the treacherous seas of science and medicine! The fearsome regulatory agency, like a ship's captain, be givin' orders to the good folk at Lykos Therapeutics, those crafty drugsmiths, to embark on a new voyage of discovery!

Ye see, they be tasked to dive deep into the mysterious waters of a psychedelic potion that be causin' quite a stir! This elixir be aimed at helpin' landlubbers plagued by the torment of post-traumatic stress disorder — a scurvy plight indeed! And so, the agency be demandin' a grand additional study, as if they be searchin’ for buried treasure in the depths of the ocean!

But what’s this? A study, ye say? Aye, it be a fine way to plunder the secrets of the mind! The good folk at Lykos be preparin' to swab the decks and gather their crew, for they’ll need all hands on deck to explore the wild seas of human experience with their psychedelic concoction!

So, hoist the sails and let the winds of scientific inquiry blow! Let us hope they find the treasure they seek, for it be a noble cause to ease the burdens of those tormented souls. Now, raise a tankard to Lykos and their quest for knowledge upon the briny deep!

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