Arrr! Deion Sanders be spurning questions from the scurvy reporter, sayin’, “Aye, they know what mischief they’ve done!”
2024-08-09
Arrr, mateys! Coach Deion Sanders be holdin’ court with the landlubber scribes, chattin’ ’bout the upcoming college gridiron battles. But lo! He had a bone to pick with a few scallywag newsies! Aye, the sea of questions be shiverin’ his timbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Coach Deion Sanders, the Captain of the Colorado football ship, who found himself in a tempestuous squall at a news gathering! When a scallywag from CBS Sports dared to raise a question, the good Captain swiftly cut him off, claiming, “Ain’t got nothing to do with you!” Aye, it seems there be some buried treasure of a grudge against CBS that sparked his ire, but the details remain as murky as a foggy night!Our Captain, with the fire of a thousand cannons, declared his respect for the reporter while casting CBS aside like a moldy biscuit. “They know what they did,” he bellowed, leaving the crowd in stitches and a bit confused! Rumors say CBS had branded him the second-worst captain in the Big 12, but the lass had a bumpy first voyage, endin' with six losses—aargh! Yet, he’s gathered a hearty crew of fresh talent to face the stormy seas ahead!
But wait, there’s more! The good Captain also took aim at The Denver Post, demanding to know why a writer dared to approach him, as if he be a cursed ghost! “Why do you do this?” he asked, leaving the poor scribe stammering like a landlubber. So, as Colorado sets sail into the Big 12, let’s watch this saga unfold—will the good Captain steer his ship to glory or sink like a ship with a hole in the hull? Arrr!