"Arrr! The mighty Kevin Sullivan be sleepin’ with the fishies at 74, wrestlin’ with Davy Jones now!"
2024-08-09
Ahoy mateys! The great Kevin Sullivan, a wrestling legend of the high seas, has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 74, after wrestlin' with health troubles since the merry month of May. The WWE be confirm’n this sad tale on the morrow! Arrr!
Avast, me hearties! A sorrowful tide has swept the seas, for the legendary Kevin Sullivan, a true swashbuckler of the wrestling ring, has departed this mortal coil at the ripe age of 74. Aye, the WWE be confirming this grim news after he faced a most dastardly accident whilst signing autographs in the sunny shores of Florida. Now, Sullivan, he were no ordinary landlubber! In his heyday, he donned the villain’s hat, clashing mightily with titans like Dusty Rhodes and the hulking Hogan. With his wicked Army of Darkness and a band of collegiate scallywags, he ruled the ring with flair and ferocity, always concocting schemes that would make even Blackbeard raise an eyebrow!Months prior to his passing, a brave lass, his daughter Nicole, raised gold doubloons for his recovery after he faced perilous times in the ICU, fighting against the foul fiends of sepsis and encephalitis. Aye, the wrestling world be mournin’ his loss, with tributes pouring in from mates like Ric Flair, who called him a “great athlete and friend.” So raise a tankard to Kevin Sullivan, a true buccaneer of the squared circle! Rest ye well, matey!