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Arrr! The scallywags of the US relay crew be disqualified after a right mess o' a handoff in Paris!

2024-08-09

Arrr, me hearties! The good ol’ U.S. crew be walkin' the plank o' shame again! In the fierce 4x100-meter relay, they fluffed the pass like a drunken sailor and got disqualified. No shiny gold for these scallywags this time 'round! Avast, back to the grog!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the recent blunder on the track, where the brave lads of Team USA set sail in the men’s 4x100-meter relay, only to find themselves adrift in disappointment! With the stormy skies above and the absence of the famed Noah Lyles, it be a tale of tragedy and missed hand-offs, arrr!

On the fateful day, our gallant crew—Christian Coleman, Kenneth Bednarek, Kyree King, and Fred Kerley—set off with the wind at their backs, but alas! A botched baton exchange left 'em floundering like fish outta water. They crossed the finish line in seventh, but the judges, with eyes sharper than a cutlass, disqualified 'em for a foul hand-off! Two decades of medal drought, and here we are, swabbing the decks in shame.

Meanwhile, across the sea, Canada hoisted the gold, led by the swift-footed Andre De Grasse, while the ladies of the U.S. shone bright like treasure under the sun, with Sha'Carri Richardson claimin' gold in their own relay! Aye, it be a mixed bag of fortunes, but we shall hoist our sails once more and chase the winds of victory! Yarrr!

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