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Arrr, matey! Harris be takin’ queries, promise to spill the beans by August’s end! Yarr!

2024-08-09

Arrr, Vice President Harris be dodgin' the press like a slippery sea serpent in Michigan! She be hopin' fer a long chinwag before the month’s end, but the Trump crew be givin’ her the ol’ stink-eye fer hidin' from questions since she hoisted her sails for the White House!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale o' Vice President Harris, who be sailin' the stormy seas o' political inquiries! On a fine Thursday in the land o' Michigan, she be parleyin' with a crew o' reporters who be trailin' her like barnacles on a ship's hull. With a glint in her eye, she be hopin' to drop anchor for a grand sit-down interview 'fore the month be out, likin' it to a fair treasure map waitin' to be unfolded!

But lo and behold, the scallywags from the Trump camp be raisin' a ruckus! They be callin' her out for keepin' her lips sealed tighter than a captain's chest o' gold doubloons ever since she launched her bid fer the White House, right after ol' Biden decided to hang up his boots and not sail into the sunset again. Aye, the salty winds of criticism be blowin' fierce, and she be dodgin' them like a clever pirate avoidin' cannon fire!

So, let it be known, me mateys, this feisty Vice President be navigatin' the treacherous waters o' politics, seekin' her chance to shine, while keepin' the critics at bay like a well-timed broadside! Arrr, may the winds be ever in her favor!

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