"Arrr, Kamala Harris be shunning the interview seas! Be there any queries from ye scallywags?"
2024-08-09
Arrr, the scribes be hounding Vice President Kamala Harris fer answers, but she be as tight-lipped as a treasure chest! Since Captain Biden sailed away from the race, she’s dodged the press like a scallywag. Only at a Michigan rally did she finally spill the beans—sorta!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The press be itchin' fer answers from the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, but alas, she be as elusive as a treasure chest hidden in Davy Jones' locker!Ever since the grand Captain Biden withdrew his sails and departed from the race, it seems Ms. Harris be sittin' atop the Democratic ship like a captain without a crew. For three long weeks, she's dodged the press like a crafty pirate evadin' the King's navy, not so much as givin' a hearty "Ahoy!" in an unscripted parley. Not a single interview nor a news conference has she granted, makin' journalists feel like scallywags lookin' fer gold in a dry well!
But lo! On the horizon, after a raucous rally in the land of Michigan, she finally bestowed upon the press a "gaggle," a rare treat like finding a bottle of rum washed ashore. Yet, the questions be flowin' thick and fast, while Ms. Harris be holdin' her cards close to her chest, leavin' the reporters wonderin' if they'll ever strike gold in this quest for answers!
So here we be, the press and Ms. Harris, playin' a game of cat and mouse on the high seas of politics, where answers be scarce as a mermaid's kiss!