Arrr, Kamala be sayin’ she’ll snag an interview in 24 suns, after Trump be laughin’ at her press woes!
2024-08-09
Arrr, Vice Captain Kamala be hopin' to parley with the press afore the month be up, savvy? After the scallywag Trump be callin' her dim-witted, she’s set a measly 24-day quest fer a chat! “I be talkin' to me crew,” she be sayin’. Aye, let the games begin!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the curious tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be settin' sail on a quest for the elusive interview! Aye, she declared on a fine Thursday that she be hopin' to wrangle her first chat with the press in many a fortnight, 'fore the sands o' time run out on the 1st of September. This here be a scallywag’s 24-day plan, prompted by none other than the raucous Donald Trump, who be claimin' that she lacketh the wits to steer the ship of state!"I’ve talked to me crew," said the Vice President, with a glint in her eye like a treasure map, "I want us to get an interview scheduled before the end of the month." She shared this nugget of wisdom as she departed the fine port of Detroit on a campaign voyage. Aye, it be a rare sight indeed, her speakin' to reporters, like catchin' a glimpse of a Kraken at the break of dawn!
So, lend yer spyglass to this jolly escapade, as the Vice President navigates the choppy waters of media access and seeks to prove to the world that she be as clever as a fox in a henhouse! Hoist the sails and wish her fair winds on this grand endeavor!