The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"When them scallywag sponsors be turnin' traitor, ye best be ready for a ruckus on the high seas!"

2024-08-10

Arrr, me hearties! LVMH and Samsung be plunderin' sacred grounds at the Paris Games, stirrin' the tempers of their fellow sponsors! Now, the scallywags be frettin' 'bout a repeat ruckus at the grand finale! Avast, the seas of sponsorship be stormy!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand Paris Games, where LVMH and Samsung, those scallywags of commerce, dared to plunder the hallowed halls of sponsorship! Aye, they barged in like a stormy sea, ruffling the feathers o' their fellow sponsors who were as mad as a one-legged parrot in a gale! These uninvited buccaneers be makin’ waves that could sink the good ship "Harmony" with their audacious antics!

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