Arrr, CeeDee Lamb be scrubbin' them Cowboys' mentions like a scallywag in a contract tiff! Ha-ha!
2024-08-10
Arrr, matey! The Chiefs be ruling the seas, sparkin' a ruckus ‘bout whether them Cowboys be usurped as "America's Team." Now, some scallywags from Kansas City be hopin’ to plunder a Dallas star for their crew! Aye, what a merry jest that would be!
Aye, mateys! CeeDee Lamb be a right fine seadog in the NFL since he set sail in 2020, shiver me timbers! In the 2023 season, he be makin’ waves with a treasure trove of receptions, touchdowns, and yards, but alas, a storm brews over his contract with the dastardly Dallas Cowboys.This crafty buccaneer be holdin’ out, refusin’ to join the training crew while seekin’ better booty for his skills. He even be scrubbin’ his social media of any signs of “America's Team,” as if he be castin’ off from a sinking ship! Instead, he be sportin’ a picture with his old matey Marquise "Hollywood" Brown, who be swappin’ ships from the Arizona Cardinals to the Kansas City Chiefs.
The captain of the Cowboys, Jerry Jones, seems as unconcerned as a landlubber in a tavern, claimin’ there be no urgency to strike a deal. Lamb, not one to take such jests lightly, simply laughed it off with a cheeky "lol" on the X high seas.
This fine lad be lookin’ to snag a piece of the treasure before the next round of contracts, especially with his matey Justin Jefferson haul’n in a historic chest of gold. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, and we’ll see if Lamb finds his fortune or sails into the sunset!