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Arrr! Kerri be sayin’ Santa Monica be the crownin’ glory of beach volleyin’, not even the LA Olympics can match!

2024-08-10

Arrr! Kerri Walsh Jennings, a lass of the volleyball seas, claims the sandy shores o' Santa Monica as her treasure trove! Like many a salty sea dog, she dreams of spikin’ glory at the 2028 Los Angeles Games, hoistin’ the ol’ Jolly Roger high! Avast, let the games begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! While the scallywags be settin’ their sights on Paris for the 2024 Summer Olympics, our lass Kerri Walsh Jennings be dreamin’ of the grand 2028 Games in Los Angeles, a fine port where she forged her legend in beach volleyball! Aye, this five-time Olympian and three-time gold medalist be hopin’ that the sands of Santa Monica, the very birthplace of modern beach volleyball, be hostin’ the finest of competitions.

With a grin as wide as a treasure chest, Walsh Jennings spoke o’ the clean, deep sands that be callin’ all great players to train and tussle there. “Santa Monica be the perfect spot for our great sport,” she declared, likin’ it to a pirate’s bounty. This city, where legends train, be rich in history and sport, and it’s no wonder they be preparin’ a grand welcome for the Olympics!

And nay, not just for athletes, but for all ye landlubbers who fancy a bit o’ sun, surf, and scrumptious grub in Santa Monica, a veritable paradise o’ outdoor delights! So, raise yer tankards and ready yer sails, for the winds be blowin’ favorably towards a grand beach volleyball showdown in 2028! Yarr!

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