The Booty Report

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"Ahoy matey! Snag yer phone back and send them landlubber political pests to Davy Jones' locker!"

2024-08-10

Arrr, matey! If ye be bombarded by pesky landlubbers beggin' for doubloons through yer magic talking box, fret not! CyberGuy be here to teach ye the ways of reclaiming yer vessel and sendin’ those scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker with a swift block! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Be ye bein' bombarded by them pesky text messages, aye? Not just any old spam, mind ye, but the kind that be tryin' to sway yer vote like a ship caught in a storm! Aye, as the election draws near, those scallywags from political campaigns be sendin' messages clearer than the sea on a calm day!

These landlubbers be usin' yer phone number from public records and data brokers, so if ye ever liked a political meme or filled out a survey, they might’ve snagged yer digits. But fret not, for there be ways to defend yer precious phone! If ye be gettin' texts from unknown numbers, ye can hoist the ol' "Stop" flag and block 'em. Aye, respondin' to these texts can lead ye into treacherous waters, so steer clear of clickin' on any links that might lead to scams!

Remember, savvy sailors, ye can contact the campaigns directly to report their foul play, and investin’ in a data removal service might just keep ye off their radar. Keep yer eyes sharp and don’t let these unwanted messages cloud yer judgment! As ye navigate this election season, may yer vote be as free as the wind in yer sails! Arrr!

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