Caitlin Clark be callin' Aaron Judge 'massive and mighty' whilst she be at the Yankees' turf, arrr!
2024-08-10
Arrr, matey! WNBA lass Caitlin Clark laid eyes on the mighty Yankees captain, Aaron Judge, fer the first time. She be sayin’, “Blimey! He be even grander than the tall tales told!” Aye, ‘tis a giant among men, that one!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a sprightly lass, Caitlin Clark, who be a bonnie rookie in the grand realm of the WNBA! On a fine Saturday, she set sail to the Bronx, eager to meet the legendary Aaron Judge, captain of the Yankees crew. But lo and behold, when she laid eyes on him, her heart nearly stopped! This towering giant be not just tall, but swole as a ship’s mast!Donned in her custom Yankees jersey, she strutted onto the field like a true cutthroat, reveling in the splendor of the clubhouse and the YES Network’s fancy booth. When she joined the broadcast, her eyes twinkled with wonder as she exclaimed, “He be huge! Like, ye could toss him a ball and he’d catch it with one hand!” At 6-foot-7 and 282 pounds, Judge dwarfed our feisty 6-foot, 152-pound Clark. “He’s so massive, ye could mistake him for a ship’s anchor!” she quipped.
Now, this lass be no ordinary swab; she be the first pick of the 2024 WNBA Draft and a record-breaking Hawkeye! But worry not, for she be a good soul, just like Judge, who be having a rip-roaring season with a bounty of home runs. So here’s to Caitlin and Aaron, two stars shining in the sports seas! Arrr!